The Monarchs crept to Congress, crowns in hand,
All sniveling, slinking in on private jets.
Proud Gettelfinger meanwhile took his stand
And said “We shall not budge – off are all bets!”
Our President – who singly had invaded
Two sovereign states, with no mean loss of life –
‘Fore Dearborn now his impotence paraded
In guise of hovering above the strife.
Yet now, “’Gainst principle and judgment acting”
The W taxpayer cash distributes,
Rather than show the world his Bone has Backing.
For defense – nothing. Seventeen bil’ for tributes.
Detroit, the People wish Ye Merry Yule.
Of Last Resort, we’re now the Greater Fool.
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