I couldn’t make this up if I tried.

In the last 6 months, the Federal Reserve has pivoted from Hawkish (DEC hike) to Dovish (on market down), to Hawkish (April), back to Dovish (May Jobs Report bomb), and now Hawkish again!

The Fed Is More Short Term Now Than a CT Prop Trader Pounding 6 Starbucks Per Day - z fed yell

And I quote (because this is going to make them look really bad come the Q3 GDP report), “near term risks to the outlook have diminished”… ex-Durable Goods, ex-Capex, ex-Labor, ex-Profits… yes, until the next jobs report?

The Fed is more short term now than a CT prop trader pounding 6 SBUX per day. If we’re right, Friday’s Q2 GDP report is going to be up big sequentially (we’re at +4.8% q/q SAAR), then down hard, sequentially, in Q3 (right before the election).

God Speed to them as they prepare to pivot back to Dovish (again). This is a professional and national embarrassment.