“So get ready.  I mean, get ready.”
-Hank Williams Jr.
While Monday Night Football is usually past my bedtime, I did get the opportunity to hear ole Hank Williams Jr belt out “All My Rowdy Friends Are Here On Monday Night” last night. What a beauty of an American remix that song has become. We should use it as a rallying call to all global equity investors who are looking to lever up long on the FREE money “Trade!”
Our special thanks to Alan Greenspan for the beers and the “Made-Up” Madoffs. Greenspan teaching “Heli-Ben” how to party won’t end well, but man is it going to be fun! “I mean get ready!” … “We’ve got Al and Ben and Hank”… “they’re gonna get it kick started”… Are you ready for some rate cuts?! A rate cut party!
There remains an American media mania in both Fed-watching and rate-cutting that has yet to see her final Karaoke. This bar is open after hours folks – from Japan to Saudi Arabia they’re going to party like it’s 1984 all over again, crank up the tunes, and cut them rates to zero!
This morning the Saudis woke me up to another 50 basis point cut, taking their benchmark rate down to 2.5%. Since wage and imported currency inflation remains a reality of life in the Middle East, that means rates are negative now on a real basis. This was the 4th rate cut by the Saudis in the last 3 months, and now their stock market, the Tadawul Index, is havin’ a little “re-flation” party of its own, trading up +16% since November 23rd.
In Asia, with the Japanese Tankan confidence survey tanking to a 34 year low yesterday, there is a very good chance that the compromised and confused Japanese socialists cut rates to ZERO on Friday. Never mind calculating what the inflation rate does to real rates – these guys don’t do math that way – Japanese rates will potentially be nada, nominally, by year end. 
In China,  the equivalent of the head of the US Federal Reserve made  a very important statement overnight that CNBC will not pick up on (at least not until they read my note). I think that Hank Williams might have as good a chance at guessing the name of the governor of the People’s Bank of China as anyone on the E! Channel’s newest competitor. His name is Zhou Xiaochuan, and as of last night’s speech in Hong Kong, he supports the following rate cutting message: "First we care about the cost of capital for enterprises and secondly the interest rate should be linked with CPI.”
In English, with Chinese CPI now down to +2.4% year-over-year, that gives us a new target for Chinese interest rates. “So get ready… I mean, get ready!” The Chinese just told you they can cut rates in HALF from here. This is why all Asian equity and stock markets are “Re-flating” folks. “A Monday Night party!” continued in Asia overnight with both China’s and Hong Kong’s stock markets closing up yet again. These equity markets are up over +20% and 40%, respectively, in the last few months for a fundamental reason. The math doesn’t lie, people do – especially when plenty of them just told you they were drinking the “Madoff” for the last few years.
Those who are hung-over by the madness of the storytelling on Wall Street, are likely going to be managing your money even more reactively than Paulson and Kashkari are managing the TARP. That is a scary thought - one that should be proactively prepared for, and taken advantage of. The New Reality is that Barack Obama is going to let the FREE money policy prevail, for at least the immediate term. This is the only strategy that will allow him the immediate term provision that Franklin Roosevelt sought out, “Re-Flation.”
When FDR came to the bombed out Hoover party White House, the first thing that he had his eyes on was devaluing the US Dollar via solid gold “re-flation” – if you aren’t going to raise rates (our contacts are telling us Obama won’t immediately), this is the only way out. “Re-flating” the American dreams of their portfolios and homes is where the heart is.  Even “no drama” Obama has his soft spots. Incidentally, in the last 6 days of trading, gold is up +11% and the US Dollar is down -6%.
When the entertainers from Monday Night Football are as adept at calling the market as those on the channels that were built upon the largest global asset mania in world history, you have yourself plenty of reason to get ready. “So get ready… I mean, get ready” for some rate cuts!
My SP500 support level is 868.11 and I have an immediate term upside target of 914. That’s only 5.3% higher, but if I was in 100% cash all year until this morning, and tacked that yardage onto my 2008 stats, I might even beat Bernie’s “Made-Up” numbers. If it’s there for the taking – let’s go get it!
Best of luck out there today,
Long ETFs
SPY-S&P 500 Depository Receipts – CME front month futures contracts traded as low as 868.9 before 7AM this morning.
DIA –DIAMONDS Trust Series – CBOT front month futures contracts traded as low as 8,582 before 7AM this morning.
XLV Health Care Select Sector SPDR –– the American Heart Association released a statement yesterday that concluded that heart attacks and stroke deaths in the US  dropped by a third between 1999 and 2006 as more people stopped smoking, ate better and had access to cholesterol lowering satins and blood thinning medications.
EWZ – iShares Brazil—The approval rating of Brazilian President Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva’s government rose to a record 71.1% in December, an Instituto Sensus poll showed. Cia. Vale do Rio Doce, the world’s second-largest nickel producer, formed a joint venture with African Rainbow Minerals Ltd. to develop copper and cobalt deposits in Central Africa.
EWG – iShares Germany – The DAX is trading up 1.74% at 4735.59 this morning on speculation that the US FED will cut interest rates today.
EWH –iShares Hong Kong –The Hang Seng closed up slightly to 15130.21 or 0.55%.
 FXI –iShares China – China’s coal prices tumbled 9% last week. China, one of the world’s largest producers and consumer of coal, has seen price halved from record July prices to the current 580 Yuan or $83.70 a metric ton. CSI300 closed up this morning 19.42, or 0.98% to 1994.45.
Short ETFs
FXY – CurrencyShares Japanese Yen Trust –The Yen is up slightly against the USD to 89.980.
IFN The India Fund—SABMiller Plc, the world’s second-largest brewer, is challenging state governments in India to loosen the rules on beer sales, and said profit in the country may double if it wins a court case. The rupee rose 0.4% to 47.855 per USD.
Keith R. McCullough
CEO & Chief Investment Officer